kataratacus

bluandorange:

mariavontraphouse:

infamousnfamous:

manicpixiedreamskrillex:

skank-182:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

"how to coddle your child"

how is any of this coddling

being nice to toddlers and doing things that make both of your lives more efficient is coddling. Just hand them a bottle of rum and a 1099 form and make them do taxes the second they hit a year old.

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okay no the real question is who the fuck got a five from the toothfairy???

iloveyou-crash-iloveyou

real nigga horror movie

yungkawaiiinigga:

*wife and I move into our new house* 

bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.

*unpacks a creepy ass doll* 

bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*

me:

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